[l] Changing drivers. I think i missed the train [as always]

[l] Wer hat auf JR geschossen? Siehst du mit mir heute abend fern? Wie geht's?

[l] Oops. I forgot to give you 20 after I came back from the pause! I'll double up next time. Wanna see achtung fertig charlie?

[l] What? It is high on my list. Part of my cultural education. :-)

[l] HR EDS is disgusting.

[l] I went to sleep in my bed instead. Beautiful day! Next sunday perhaps you ride rund um die zürisee with my sister and me.

[l] I came to the Wird Insel for summer's last gasp but there are only 4 sad naked people here - make that 5. i just took off my pants :-( <<-- sad naked me

[l] True :-)

[l] See you there.

[l] Wow have a good trip. Tell me all about it when you get back!

[l] Bike to work?

[l] I KNEW it!! 838 sounds good to me.

[l] What have i done?? I just cut my own hair. Please be kind tonight :-) and in a few weeks you can fix it.

[l] Hi willy. Great to hear from you. Ich bin jetzt mit dir schwester von lotta mit dem velo run um die zürisee. Danach fahre ich an ein grill party und dann ... ? Vielleicht wir können uns ins musee treffen. Ich wird sms. Küss steve

[l] Ich komme mit dem velo aber leider bin ich verspätung. Bis bald!

[l] Hi. Are you up to coming in for a few museums tonight? Would be nice to in to a few.

[l] I hope all goes well for you at the doctor.

[l] We exchanged numbers! :-)) but he wants to meet me at lady hamilton's :-( and he has a girl friend :-((((

[l] I sent you an email. :-)) it is funny.

[l] Hey. Can you confirm your south africa travel dates? Flights are available for me to travel with you. Sorry can't find your itin. When do you arrive home frm us?

[l] Hey. Sorry it's taken awhile to answer. Would love a final grill party if it is still on.

[l] Will you phone me please when you are able?

[l] Thanks. Do you have a ticket to capetown? Annika can buy them cheaper from within sa. She is with me now. She goes home in one week so you can ask the others too he she should arrange something.

[l]  

[l] Oops :-) yeah. Count of in for sunday!

[l] German Lesson today. 808 to glatt?

[l] Annika would like to see you. She will be home around 10. She won't stay up long but she said it is a good night.

[l] Already on the bus. I have to do my homework when i get to the office. Lunch in bb?

[l] Shit. This cup [bus] is slow. I think i will miss s5. Can you make the s7???

[l] Oops. Forget that. Here comes s5.

[l] Can you translate this into english for me? Depois fui indo e vindo, acabei ficando e voltei depois que o Fernandinho Collor acabou com os meus sonhos :-( Agora so me resta ir visitar os meus queridos pelo menos uma vez por ano e matar as saudades com a galera. Espero ver voces em breve! aquele abraco .... Rafa ;-)) Thanks for the help.

[l] After 9 any time.

[l] I think he is straight.

[l] His web site says he really likes nelson's bar and lady hamilton's ... so he is either straight ... or finnish. :-)

[l] Good

[l] Hi. How was your day yesterday? How are the cats?

[l] Fine. I have these *ssholes at EDS. But everything else is good. Annika came to live with me yesterday. That is fun. What did you talk to the cat about?

[l] How was your weekend in Paris?

[l] From the bank they have only a clearing number in switzerland and it is 4384 they do not have this other number in switzerland told the us bank must understand+

[l] Maybe the swift code helps hloten is CRESCHZZ83A the help line that can answer more questions is +41 800 800 488. Maybe your banker needs to call the snotty swiss f*cks himself

[l] I didn't get your message before today. How was your luigi? Have fun in Mykonos. Are you going alone, or ... ?

[+] I'm angry with my German teacher.

[+] Sie passt mein intensiv kurs auf weil sie zu viel stress haben. Aber der problem ist das - sie hat mein andern kurs geschlossen weil es bei ihr zu stressig war. Ich habe gesagt das geht nicht weil mein chef einen intensiver kurs nicht bezahlen wurde. Aber sie sagte du has kein wahl. Du muss bezahlen oder kein kurs haben. Das macht viel ärger von mein chef und war wirklich ein problem zwischen uns. Aber er hat bezahlt nach poulet spielen. Und jetzt musst er der nächste teilung bezahlen und er hat am montag mir gesagt dass er sich freuen wenn ich der intensiven kurs machen könne. Und jetzt sie schliesst der intensiv kurs un sagt ich muss zurück ins alter kurs gehen weil es jetzt bei ihr zu stressig ist!

[+] Ich muss meine schwester fragen wann es gut ist. Hast du lust samstag der lange nacht zu machen.

[l] In the second message ... You're up early.

[l] Ok.

[l] 908?

[l] I will miss the train :-(

[l] Hi. We tried to send your day to colleen but the number you gave isn't a fax. Can you confirm the number? Steve and Lotta

[l] Ok.

[l] Oops. I was thinking 908 bus. I have to take that one and s7.

[l] Oops. I'm waiting now for the bus! Wanna go for lunch?

[l] Hey marla. When you have time can you phone of about plane tickets. Cheers steve

[l] Nice. But ???

[l] Did not go. Went to a bad disco wit annika and friends. Home at 2.

[l] x'x xxxxx xx xxxxx xxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxx xx xxxx. xxxx xx xxxx xxx?

[l] I'm ok. Weekend ok. Went to straight places with Finnish girls didn't see your luigi. Are you home? Weather has cleared up would be nice to meet if you aren't tired from the train.

[l] No more!

[l] Good time. Made a puppy pile. Now I am finished for a while. ;->

[l] Oops. No. I'm at home watching tv. Maybe wednesday night.

[l] What? I didn't know you were going to mykonos. Is it vacation?

[l] ?? Who's giving the injection?

[l] What train?

[l] Better ...

[l] My house is so clean. You must see it - while it is still clean.

[l] Cool.

[l] I am a 4 to go to aera. That webms he you are at least a 3 our combined score might be high enough for a short night out. Just a thought.

[l] Oops. I an early. Long story. Can i come up or are you indecent?

[l] Oh i need a rest to. But if we both wint for a while it might be fun! Call if you change your mind. First I in to old town for fest wit lotta and annika. You could too.

[l] Oh, Did you see martin today?

[l] Sen of an sms when you get to laby.

[l] I'm not judas!

[l] Yes boss.

[l] I'm sorry boss I'm so tired. A few more minutes with sis them i have to in to bed :-( next time?

[l] Cool. I'm with annika over here. See you soon!

[l] Hey. Are you going good for the birthday party?

[l] My xxxxx xxx xxxx :-( how did you find a friend with so many problems? :-)

[l] Are you on your way to paris or do you want to meet for a drink tonight - preferably in a bar where all the men have on pants!

[l] I mean home :-)

[l] I had my fun :-)

[l] That's jst what the said last night!

[l] I don't know xxxxxxx. I think it is what they call xxx xxxxx. Not too serious in the larger picture. Everything is ok. Will we meet this weekend for a bike ride?

[l] Hey are you up to meet tonight?

[l] I can't go to reno's because xx xx xx xxxxx - xxx xxxxx :-( I am cleaning my house you won't believe. You can watch a movie with me if you don't go to xxx xxxx xxxx xxxxx.

[l] Oh. Bad news. Hope you feel better.

[l] But you can relax and stretch out use your handy to sms us and even perhaps meet a boy. Besides the train is more civilized. :-)

[l] No news ... But morry is sick and won't come. Perhaps he told you.

[l] When you go will you put my bike properly under the roof. The uptight ones don't like it out. Thanks.

[l] Sorry I didn't see your messages until it was too late to answer. I hope you have a good class or at least a class.

[l] I have the day off! Wanna in to wise hopel before the pain comes. [this isn't as surreal, or on the verge of a nervous breakdown, as it sounds: I was in trouble for sms'ing in German class and made more t9 mistakes then usual. It should read: ] I have the day off! Wanna go to the Wird Insel before the rain comes.

[l] The bright part of the day is I don't have to work. Want to go for a swim?

[l] Thomas also told of he-thomas-had a serious boyfriend. I was surprised.

[l] This is a private post. Yep. You can't read it here. Nope. OK it's not sooo private. BUT! [private]

[l] Do you really think that I would black out the text, but leave the real message so that you could view it in the HTML source. Uh. Uh. Private is as Private does. [private]

[l] I missed my last train. Coming soon.

[l] Private is as Private does. The quick brown fox and all that... [private]

[l] BTW. Today I have the day off. Tomorrow I will be terribly sick :-) just in case someone asks Morry if I am around.

[l] I am not able to check now b ut will let you know ASAP.

[l] This should be correct ... i just verified. I only have his wife's #. Ursula.Wegmann@xxx.com tel: 555-5555

[l] New blog zurisms.blogspot.com

[l] Balena +41 (0)73 333 1237


He's not here. Should i wait for the next train.


I want to go to the men's badi [swimming hole] by the stock exchange and swim with cute naked jews. Say you have a religious obligation so you can leave work and join me! :-)


NAKED JEWS WITH SEXY BEARDS ... You will miss out!


Are you working? I left work early and i'm going for a swim.


Maybe we can eat a little something when we meet.


It IS all orthodox jews here! but they are wearing clothes ... And most of them haven't reached bar mitzva. Live your dreams but realize that reality doesn't always meet expectations. :-(


Are you at work? He so can sou send of the number and email for usula wegmann and can versa use your namewhen she alks emails her?


Cool. He you are three we can meet friday. Of course always up for a drink :-)


Cool. I mean ... IF you are TIRED we can meet friday. Of course I am always up for a drink. :-)


THANKS!!


Ursula.Wegmann@xxx.com, tel: 555-5555 ... Sorry forgot before. This comes courtesy of Lotta.


Your crush Luigi is here!


Bad news luigi was very friendly until your x the other thomas came in and then he put the major flirt on your x and ignored us. At least he seems to like boys name Thomas.

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